Imagine you’re the GOATest Goat of all-time, General Willy2. You defeated the Tall Nordics, overthrew the Rebel Jew Government, and life is peaceful. You found not just one wife, but multiple; there’s plenty of wild greens & grasses to eat; and most importantly, plenty of ass to plow. But on…
Category: P.A.Z.NIA Folklore
It’s that time once again…gather around the campfire, freedom pioneers. It’s time for P.A.Z.NIA Folklore Storytime with Grandma Helen. In this installment, we get the backstory of Willy2, before he led self-liberators to Victory during The Great Battle of P.A.Z.NIA and how he became forever intertwined with The Nigerian Goat…

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